Have you ever done something and thought the next day was i
brain dead. Did i really actually nearly do that!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, this story happened pre-blog which is why I’ve never
wrote it before.
A few years back i was persuaded by a GF to go to this
singles night.So,i get all glammed up and off we go.
We get there and i look around and it reminds me of one of
those school dances. Boys one side and girls the other.so,out of sheer boredom
i hit the bar.Many,many drinks later I’m coming back from the washroom
when this idiot slops his beer all over me.I slur something
unrecognisable as English back at him and somehow agree to let him buy me a
drink.
Now, after a few drinks I’m sure Mr. Ugly looks
like Brad Pitt to me.So,This Ken(his real name),looks gorgeous. An amazing
transformation since i thought him an ugly pretentious jerk earlier in the
evening.
His sole topic of conversation is sex.
How much he likes sex
How good he is at sex
How big his cock is?
How much fun he can have with me
How I’d never regret trying out his cock
Eventually after a few more drinks and the club closing. I’m
left with a difficult dilemma. Do i go back to Ken's place for sex.Or do i get
a taxi and pick up a takeout on my way home.
I'm really starving but decide its Ken's place for sex.
He tells me he lives with a room mate but has his own room.
We get there and room mate is asleep in front of TV. Its a
typical men's apartment. I won't go into the grubby details.
His room is fairly sparse and clean. Single bed and a chair.
Clothes in piles on the floor.
I sit on the bed expecting him to sit next to me.I had
noticed he hadn’t kissed or held my hand or anything. But it really didn’t
register too much.
He didn't sit on the bed he sat on the chair. Then he says
"okay then Anna lets get our clothes off.
You undress there and I’ll undress here
I’m thinking this is weird ,but drunken numb skull i am I’m
still slowly undressing
He's already down to light blue jockeys. Which i can't fail
to notice have a big wet stain on the front.
Then he says when your naked get on all fours at the foot of
the bed and I’ll come over and fuck you. I’ll just put a condom on
He's pulls of f the Jockeys and i of course take a look
since he told me he had a big cock.Big cock yeah.I don't know who told him that
but he needs to get the tape measure out if he thinks a 5 inch boner is a big
cock. Not that the size of a mans appendage makes any difference really.
I’m sat on the bed now in my bra and pantys,quite shocked by
his last remark and trying to make my brain cells think of an excuse to get out
of there.
I'm sat there watching him put a plastic grocery bag around
his cock and start masturbating he's grunting and groaning as he does it
.Then he gives his cock a couple of tugs and i hear him swear.I look closer and
see he's cum into the grocery bag.
His cock now has drooped and no chance of that fucking me.
Thank the lord I’m thinking. Someone has saved me.
I say i must go, and fled half dressed out of the apartment
Get outside and go to phone a taxi and realise I’ve no clue
where i am.So,im wondering the streets until i find a road sign.
So, my moral there is don't do anything I’d do.
